Let me introduce you to an old friend of mine. He has lived at our house for at least three years, and every year he gets a little bigger. He never makes a sound, and this is the first time I've ever seen him outside of his usual hangout, which is next to our garage doors. I only see him at night, and I am always extra careful when I park so I don't smoosh him. I never go in without giving him a greeting when he's there.
I was getting something out of the car tonight, and his little nose gave away his location. I could not resist taking a picture. Hopefully, he can see again by now.
And no, I'm not going to kiss him.
