My Dream Job

As a follow up to Today's Theme Song, I thought I might share with you my career aspirations.

My Logical Job: Executive Assistant or Senior Administrator

This is the type of job is that I've held for the past fifteen or more years. Since I'm highly skilled, highly organized, and I am able to function in any environment from old-school, starched-shirt to business casual every single day of the week, I have never had a problem obtaining this kind of position. I thrive on making my boss(es) look great, and I enjoy being part of any corporate machine that generates a great product or service.

My Target Job: Writer

This is the job that I am aspiring to. I love language, and have a profound respect for the written word. I want to do this for a living, if for no other reason than to get these damned ideas for stories out of my head to make room for other things. This is the job I would hold if I could do it for myself and no one else, and if money was no object. I'll admit, however, that if someone enjoys reading what I've written, I'd consider it a bonus.

Now, I will take you on a sharp detour. Be prepared, and promise not to laugh.

My Dream Job: Radio Tower Light Bulb Changer

You probably weren't expecting that. Honestly, I have fantasized about this job for over a decade. Have you ever met someone who does this for a living? I haven't. But I know they are out there; someone is doing it. This job would be the epitome of being "highly specialized."

I wonder what the job description for this position would be?

"Individual needed to change light bulbs on radio towers. Candidate must not have a fear of heights. High physical stamina essential. Familiarity with electricity and electrical wiring is required. Candidate must be able to function for long periods of time in solitude, with minimal or no supervision. Must be willing to travel. Patience and high stress tolerance a plus.

Benefits include health insurance, life insurance, 401K, clothing and travel allowances, and paid vacations."

Wow, I am so there.